I’m kind of a big deal.
So today I learned that I am going to have my memoir published in a book. And not just any book, but a book that will also include Stephen Colbert’s memoir. In the same book. Did I mention it’s a book? It’s so very book.
One little thing I might mention (and this is just a small aside) is that my memoir is only six words long. And so is Colbert’s. And everyone else in the book apparently.
Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure is due out in February. But you can pre-order it now on Amazon. Because I know you’re dying to read Colbert’s six magic words. Maybe they’re “Ran for President in one state” or “Writer’s strike brought my campaign down.” Who knows.
I’ll let you guys wildly speculate as to what my six-word memoir was.